Threatening spam

Bruce Sterling calls this Gothic spam, which sounds exactly right:

*I didn’t ask for this. I wonder what it’s doing in my inbox:

Thank you for contacting the Death Notices Advertising Department of theWashington Post and allowing us to serve you. Your email has beenreceived. Listed below you will find general and required information thatyou may find useful.

Sounds like the start of a short story, doesn't it?