Everything's Gothic about this economy

More Gothicness about the economy, from the Huffington Post.  First, the zombies, of course:

If that day comes and say ... CitiGroup isn't sitting on a mountain of wealth, we suddenly come face-to-face with The Walking Dead.

Then some HPL class:

[Y]ou can basically imagine the "Fed discount window" as some Lovecraftian Taco Bell drive-thru where Jamie Dimon waves a toxically-tranched derivative burrito at the cashier and is given billions of dollars in return.

There's also a cute, non horror, but pulpy bit about ransom notes.