Here's a fun thing: Vincent Price telling you short-short stories. These minitales are from an album (vinyl recording, children) called Odyssey, dating back to around 1970, and lovingly digitized by the teeming cultural brain that is WFMU.
The stories' topics are varied, from local history (California, Oregon, the Dakotas) to Ripley's-style horror. Price is often a character. Some are adverts. All end with a cheerful "so long!"
(thanks to involuntary informationalist Hugh Blackmer)