Another day, another American decides to eat somebody. Time for another Gothic story to everyday life.
This reads like a lost zombie movie script:
[Police say] Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. [Officer Ross] Hancock [of the Gwinnett County Police Department] said his partner first pulled his pepper spray.
"He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open," Hancock said. That's when he said he pulled his Taser. He says Laventure went down, but got right back up again.
"We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed," Hancock said.
"I'm'a eat you. Four Four. Oh God. Don't make me eat you," Laventure screamed on the video [shot by police]. "He was still talking gibberish, still cussing, still saying he wanted to eat us, eat other people," Hancock said.
Once again, bath salts seem to be the gustatory goad.
(thanks to Jesse "No More Crab Cakes, Thanks" Walker)