Here's a poetic murder weapon: a hurled urn.
[P]olice Officer Jesse Perkins said he saw Perez throw the urn at Elias Cirilo, hitting Cirilo in the head. “I saw a cloud of powder come from the object and the male fall to the ground,” Perkins wrote in a report.
There's something... economical about killing with the dead.
Quite an intense scene it was, too:
Perez was shocked once each with Taser stun guns by Perkins and officer Jeremy Gray after refusing to be handcuffed, according to Gray’s report.
Tasers deliver a 50,000-volt shock, but Perez continued to struggle and threaten to kill his brother, Miguel Perez, according to the reports.
Joel Perez was eventually handcuffed and while being booked said he wished he had a machine gun, “so that he could take all those pieces of (expletive) out,” referring to the people in his home.