While you wait for the next Great Clown Panic of 2016 story, consider this bit of fearsome New Jersey clown history:
The giant clown’s slyly sinister grin and blood-red tipped index finger have earned it the nickname the "Evil Clown of Middletown" in popular culture.
What a face! What a disturbing finger. And what is its right hand doing? Does the "Save" sign mock our attempts at salvation from this horror?
(thanks to Jesse "Honk Honk" Walker)