Gaia opened a new front in her campaign against human civilization, this time by striking at the United States government. A sinkhole has begun gnawing at the White House itself, or at least its lawn.
As one reporter put it, "This week I’ve been observing a sinkhole on the @WhiteHouse North Lawn, just outside the press briefing room, growing larger by the day."
This new front in the sinkhole campaign might not be entirely new after all. MSN notes that
DC seems to be in the Earth's subterranean crosshairs.
Meanwhile, the jokes about the White House and pits, about draining the swamp and the empathic environment are both easy and inevitable.
For more information on Gaea's sinister war against the human race, see here.
(thanks to Daughter of Infocult)