The Earth continued her campaign against the human race by opening sinkholes in Florida. That's sinkholes, plural, as in four of 'em.
Four sinkholes have opened up in a fast-growing retirement community in Florida, including one in front of a home that was abandoned months ago because of an earlier sinkhole.
No casualties so far.
Of the four new sinkholes, one is underneath the lake, two are in yards and one is on a road in front of one of the abandoned homes.
(thanks to Steven "Mole Man" Kaye)