Cool Baby may be the most unsettling Kickstarter campaign of 2015.
It's "[a]n expressive, customizable, hands-free beverage insulator that looks like a baby. Drinking in public is now adorable."
Rewards include, for example,
THE ALMOST-PREEMIE (you're still early): You get a Cool Baby. It's a real baby. Minus the biology. Plus an insulated place for your drink. Multiplied by the use of both of your hands. For infinity. Estimated delivery: Aug 2015
Watch the video for the full effect.
(thanks to Peter Naegele!)