Here's a small, quiet, and ominous creepy doll story from Ohio. It started when "a resident opened his front door and found two Barbie heads without bodies."
One of the doll heads had long blonde hair, while the hair on the other head had been cut off...
There were no footprints in the snow around the residence other than those left by the homeowner, according to the report.
More: "his wife, who has blonde hair, felt like the severed doll heads were directed toward her."
It's a fine mix of the poetic and the creepy. Well played, Ohio!
(thanks to Barbara Sawhill on Twitter)