One commentator is not pleased by thoughts of linking Dracula to the Twilight series' romantic lead. So unhappy is he that he's willing to take a break from campaigning - read on:
As a true descent of Vlad in more ways than one, I am appalled by Pattinson's stunt.
Personally if that boy thinks he's from Vlad's bloodline, then let him prove it, in the way Vlad would... On a field of battle! As the US Secret Service will attest, I am Vlad to the bone. Unlike Pattinson, I am a warrior and a true Vampyre.
If he truly wants to prove his Vlad heritage, then I challenge him to face me on a field of battle. Let see which one of us is "VLAD TO THE BONE!" Not a Hollywood pretty boy!
Mr. Fernandez, I hope you print this. I am sending this to other media sources I know. Next week I plan on doing a video and placing it on YouTube. Either Pattinson will prove he is a true descendant of VLAD, or he will show the world he is a wannabe!
Do Svidaniya, Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey (R)
Presidential Candidate
If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!
Bold in the original.
(thanks to sanguine Steven Kaye; photo from Wikipedia)
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