Malware collaborative naming

Name that worm!  The Common Malware Enumeration initiative is trying to get netizens to help pin down titles for threatening worms, viruses, and other dangers. 

As an example they offer "CME-123", but I think we can do better.  Imagine viruses with hacker handles, pirate monickers, Goth nicks.  I'm holding out for long, whimsical names like those of the starships in Iain Banks' Culture series: So Much For Subtlety, No More Mr Nice Guy, Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence, Youthful Indiscretion.

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