The Onion discovers the next stage of presidential Gothic: after campaign monsters, we get post-campaign zombies. The story start off innocently enough, then gets dark:
Ultimately, we enter supervillain territory - what if:
someone with evil intent seizes control of them. They've proven their minds can be taken over by empty rhetoric... They would have an entire army of extremely energetic, insufferably annoying, mindless pawns at their command.
(thanks to Tony Frederick and hordes of others)
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