The White House is haunted by two girls. The Bush daughters appear and say to visitors - oh, you know what they say:
According to White House security documents, Sasha told Secret Service agents that the ghostly twins spoke to her in unison and repeatedly beckoned her by chanting the phrases "come play with us," "come play with us, forever," and "Daddy's making fajitas."
Presidential Gothic: it never goes away.
(thanks to Steven Kaye!)
The "Red Room" bit at the end was a nice touch.
Posted by: Jesse Walker | February 24, 2009 at 21:53