Creepy doll on eBay

Here's an excellent Gothic toy and story via eBay.

Note the disturbing way the doll is given a child's name and age, a la RealDolls: "HAUNTED DOLL~JENNA~9 YRS OLD".

Note the haunted media aspect:

Since I have been selling my grandmother's dolls, I have learned alot about hauntings and spirits, so I have started doing EVP's (voice recordings that you cannot hear with the naked ear) on my Grandmother's dolls. I have also recorded them with my night vision video camera. The shots and recordings I have gotten were amazing! I never knew that these dolls were as active as they were. On many of the recordings I have heard them talking among each other, laughing, crying, yelling, some where easy to make out, some were very hard, and some I couldnt make out at all.

Note the Gothic storyline.  The description starts in normal capitalization, then moves to all caps, which feels a lot like the speaker begins shrieking:

LITTLE JENNA HAD A ROUGH SHORT LIFE. HER FATHER RAPED, AND BEAT HER ON A DAILY BASIS. AS A VICTIM OF HER FATHERS TORTURE SHE HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT. SHE WAS ALL ALONE, HER MOTHER PASSED AWAY DURING HER BIRTH, AND LEFT JENNA WITH HER FATHER A MONSTER.  IF JENNA DIDNT DO SOMETHING TO HER FATHERS LIKING LIKE CLEAN HER BEDROOM, SHE KNEW WHAT AWAITED, SHE WOULD BE THRASHED SEVERLY THEN HANDCUFFED IN HER BEDROOM CLOSET WITH NO RESTROOM PRIVALAGES, NO FOOD, NOTHING. THE ABUSE BEGAN  WHILE JENNA WAS ONLY 2 AND CONTINUED UNTIL THE DAY SHE PASSED.

And interactivity with a potential buyer:

Q:     I have been contemplating puchasing one of your dolls for a while know. I was wondering what kind of activity I would experience...
A:     hello, No, you would not have to tell him anything that is up to you. Welcome Jenna into your home with open arms, activity from jenna can be talking...

(thanks to Thomas Becket!)