As autumn begins demolishing summer, why not look ahead to winter's Polar Gothic? The Onion will help us out here, describing the awful discovery of supervillain hideouts in the Arctic. Revealed by global warming, you see:
"In August alone we discovered 44 mad scientist laboratories, three highly classified military compounds, and seven reanimated and very confused cavemen. That's more than twice the number we had found in the previous three decades combined."
The hardships are really difficult.
According to a Natural Resources Defense Council survey, 78 percent of sinister one-eyed industrialists based in the Arctic have been forced to relocate their powerful underworld shadow governments, with many now secretly orchestrating world affairs from dormant volcanoes on remote islands.
(thanks to Randy McCall! - of Canada, take note)
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