One guy displayed almost unbearable manliness as he demonstrated how to enter a restaurant in style:
A Michigan man walked into a diner with a 5-inch knife in his chest and placed a beverage order...
He's one of us - serious coffee drinkers.
Restaurant employee George Mirdita said the man walked in, ordered a coffee and told him he was waiting for an ambulance to come.
[T]he 52-year-old [!] man called 911 around 10 p.m. saying he had been attacked in Warren but then walked a mile to Bray’s Hamburgers in Hazel Park.
See? Style. And a Gothic moment:
“It was like out of a movie,” [Restaurant employee George Mirdita] Mirdita said. “It kind of freaked us all out here. The customers realized it and they were all turning their heads in disgust.”
Wimps! They obviously weren't serious coffee drinkers.
The tale concludes with a hint of extra evil:
The man told police his attacker was tall and had a goatee.
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