Net neutrality Gothic? Yes, everything gets Gothic, sooner or later: Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) on net neutrality and the FCC, from earlier this year:
There's no such thing as hospice for federal bureaucracies. No quiet corner where bureaus who have outlived their usefulness can go to bravely face the end. The undead need no such niceties; not when they can leap vampire-like upon the next great sector of American life and proceed to suck it dry in the name of "public interest," "fair play," or any other euphemistic glamour the Executive and Legislative branches can be lulled into…
The undead feds can be either withered or sexy, like Stoker's Dracula.
Note the American emphasis, drawing on the 19th-century notion of vampires as foreigners.
But Blackburn then connects vampirism with... Santa Claus, yes:
Just four days before Christmas, the FCC will make its vampric leap from its traditional jurisdiction—the terrestrial radio and land line telephones that have fallen into disuse; onto the gifts piled neatly under our trees. The iPads and iPhones, Androids, Wiis, Webbooks, and WiFi will all feel the federal bite in a way they never have before…
Which is easily the most disturbing image Infocult has seen all day.
Blackburn continues, reaching back to vampires, but, alas, to Twilight, before bringing all the metaphors together:
Industry and creative content providers who were coerced into this deal by an over zealous FCC Chairman should take heart. Like the breaking of dawn, the new Congress will prove a swift antidote to the federal bloodsucker you found at your throat this Christmas.
Vampires, bureaucrats, Santa Claus, Edward Cullen: that's an impressive mix.
(via Ars Technica)
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