The small western New York town of Celoron is the birthplace of entertainment legend Lucille Ball. A new statue honors her, and also scares the hell out of residents and visitors:

What the - ?
According to the Onion's AV report,
Dave Poulin... sculpted Ball in a scene from the classic “Vitameatavegamin” bit. That episode found Lucy drunk on her own power—and drunk on health tonic—in a way that Poulin has expertly depicted here, with Lucy’s eyes deranged and wild with rapacity, her teeth bared like she would consume your very soul for a spoonful of fame.
It looks even more terrifying at night:

“I think it looks like a monster. That is just my opinion,” said the campaign’s organizer—a Jamestown man who wishes to remain anonymous, presumably so when the Lucy statue comes alive at dusk to devour its enemies, it can’t find him. “When you see it at night, it is frightening.”
(thanks to Clyde)
Recent Comments