Earth's campaign against human race shifts to Missouri

The Earth's campaign against humanity shifted ground this week to Missouri.  Four (4) sinkholes opened up underneath an unsuspecting golfcourse.

Gary Pendergrass, a geological engineer and principal with GeoEngineers, said the largest sinkhole of the four that opened was 60 feet by 80 feet wide, and 35 feet deep.

A clearly terrified PGA shared this photo.

 A better one comes from NBC:

Note that Missouri saw another sinkhole attack earlier this very month.

When will we give in the Earth's demands?  What will it take to pacify mad Gaea?

(via Ed Webb on the Twitters)