Here's a fine combination of sweetness and horror, in the form of "When You See What These Kids Said, You'll Want To Run":
"Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under your bed".
"He’s behind you now."
or
I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".
and
Why are you crying?
"Bad man."
What bad man?
"There." Points behind me at a dark corner of the room
If you'd like more of these tasty bits, we blogged a related list back in 2013.
(thanks to Howard Rheingold)
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