The Earth's campaign against human civilization opened a new front this week, firing off a sinkhole to attack an American football game.
[T]he field at Levi’s Stadium partially caved in when Ravens kicker Justin Tucker planted his foot on a field-goal try during Sunday’s game...
[Tucker’s plant foot] disappeared like he was walking through a Lord of the Rings-style bog.
Tucker missed the 45-yard field goal but — good news — he was able to pull his [foot?] out of the field, ensuring he wouldn’t become a modern-day Jimmy Hoffa.
Gaia is still on the march. Beware, humanity! watch the sod!
(thanks to Joe Murphy)
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