The Great Clown Panic of 2016 continues to shamble along.
A Tennessee woman made up as a clown assaulted some people.
According to an arrest warrant, the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office was dispatched to the scene after "a series of calls about a white female wearing clown-like makeup, a stocking cap, and was either partially or completely nude that was running up and down Louise Road, chasing cars and jumping out in front of other cars."
A New York state town's police department hired Batman to protect people from clowns (like the Joker) for Halloween:
The always... creative Infowars site suggests youth unemployment is behind the rise of "the killer clown phenomenon."
(thanks to Jason Kielbasa and Jesse Walker)
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