On Twitter one observer notices a disturbing pattern in sinkholes.
Nearly two years ago:
Almost one year ago:
Then a few weeks ago:
shauna (@goldengateblond) ponders: "how long are we expected to ignore this"?
Other Twitter folks have weighed in with a deep awareness of the Gothic nature of this event. Ricky Davila:
2017: Sinkhole opens up at Mar-a-Lago.
2018: Sinkhole opens up on White House lawn.
2019: Today, a sinkhole opened up a block away from the White House.
Hell wants their demon back.
As a second sinkhole opens up near the White House, Trump is desperately renegotiating with the netherworld for for two more years on the human plane
WASHINGTON -- A spokesperson for Satan says Hell will be filing suit against sinkhole contractors, Abandon All Hope LLC, who failed to construct a high-priority portal to Hell within the residence of "a top client," as instructed.
We at Infocult have been following Trump since the 2016 election. We have also been following the sinkhole menace - a/k/a Gaea's war on humanity - for a while.
(thanks to Jesse "Not the Mole Man" Walker)
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